Proof that Joe was bullshitting me after all. I’m laying in bed, casually browsing through my Facebook feed and I see it. Joe whatshisface is in a relationship with so and so. Wow. Thanks for wasting my time, dude. I legit said to myself when I drove away from him, “I’m never going to see… Continue reading Trust Your Gut Instinct
So, what would you say to the guy/girl that you like, but they turned you down? Me? I’d tell Joe you’re an adult. Speak your mind. I think his excuse for ending it with me is hogwash. I genuinely think Joe is a nice guy, and he probably finds it difficult to tell me the real reason. What do I… Continue reading What Would You Say?
I am organising this years Secret Santa at my workplace and I’m very excited to see who I get. I already have over 20+ member of staffs signed up, including the two big boss ladies. I’ll be drawing the names on the 5th December but I’m hoping, with crossed fingers and crossed toes, that I do not get… Continue reading Secret Santa & Christmas Poop
It’s pretty simple really. Laughing to the point where I think I might pee, hand holding and rough sex. That’s the gist of it, but ultimately, I want a best friend. A ‘partner in crime’ I can enjoy and have fun with. I want to be able to laugh until our sides hurt and our… Continue reading ‘What Do You Want?’
I can’t even begin to explain the amount of anxiety I’m feeling right now. In less than a month, I will be leaving this house and moving. I have so much packing to do, solicitors to see and I require a man with a van. I also need to decide if I’m going to buy another… Continue reading Bits & Boxes
Work Wanker. Don’t be one of them. Unfortunately, I work with a work wanker who has no filter whatsoever. He will say whatever he wants to say without giving it actual thought. Last night, I found a blade on my tray at work. This is a big no no. I went to my supervisor to… Continue reading Work Wankers, They’re Everywhere
In early October 2016, I met Joe on Tinder. My first debate is, what is Tinder? Is it a hook-up app or dating app? I’m yet to know. Joe and I matched. My first thoughts about Joe was that he looked a lot like Stifler from American Pie. Oddly enough, I’m not attracted to Sean… Continue reading He’s Just Not That Into You